Posts Tagged ‘Vietnam’

Letting Saigons Be Saigons

March 7th, 2012

There’s not a tremendous amount of tourist-friendly stuff to do in Saigon, but I absolutely loved living there. Sadly, it was only for 6 months.

Saigon is a unique place – different from other cities in Southeast Asia and even different from anywhere else in Vietnam. As has been documented by almost every visitor to the city, the proliferation of motorbikes is unreal, far beyond anywhere in Thailand or China because automobiles are generally limited to use as taxis or shuttles.

Here are some more of my favorite quirky things in Saigon:

Electrical work: the photos below are similar to what you see in parts of Cambodia or Thailand, but again the sheer VOLUME you can find in Saigon is unlike anything in other places.

Typically, the repair work on these lines is done by an electrician who climbs the post then sits on the bundles of wire while he works on one of them.

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“Don’t throw anything away.” As much as that may apply to food and a predilection for salvaging trash, the best example I have is this apartment building, built on top of an old A-frame brick house. They didn’t even plaster over it to LOOK like the rest of the building.

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European architecture. While much of the city is filled with typically compact, narrow buildings you find elsewhere in Vietnam, there are some buildings that still show the French influences. Churches, the Reunification Palace and several of the historic hotels showcase European style.

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Oktoberfest: The last quirk to share (for this edition) is the revelation that one of the biggest parties of the year (other than Tet, the celebration of the new year) is Oktoberfest. Massive celebrations in some of the city’s hotels and German restaurants occur every year.

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That’s enough for now. Do you have any favorite quirks or aspects you love about Saigon? Share them in the comments below.

Brain Drops Rising

March 4th, 2012

Ah yes, it’s the return of Brain Drops for another installment after a long absence. No particular topic or destination here, just a lot of randomness with a bit of Thailand sprinkled in.

My standard disclaimer: While I’m traveling, lots of random thoughts pop into my head. Each week (or month, or year) I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge me, I know I’m a bit crazy.

 

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Reason #434 I love Asia: no time of the year is the wrong time of the year to play Christmas music.

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Walking through the night market in Chiang Mai, I feel some sympathy for the sellers of handmade bookmarks. They’ll soon be collateral damage in the growth of eBooks.

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Watching all of the people in Thailand and their custom of a wai (below), it reminds me of when I was young. I used to think that any time I clasped my hands together I was automatically praying, as though I was triggering a holy walkie-talkie to God. I’d absent-mindedly put my hands together and then get scared that I was bothering Jesus when I was just thinking about Batman or something.

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Does anyone ever buy a piggybank for a child in Vietnam? It’s just not the same when you don’t have coins plinking around inside.

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Some countries require 2 passport sized photos for visas and some require only one, so I have lots of strays. I’m now carrying around 5 different photos with various hairstyles and outfits. I feel like Jason Bourne.

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Reason # 437 I love Asia: You can believably say you have the body of a god when there are Buddhists everywhere. It’s so much easier than comparing to the Greek gods or even skinny Jesus.

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This week in dubious marketing claims:

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Camera phones should have time locks that prevent them from taking photos after 10pm.

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It shouldn’t count as forgetting a birthday if you remember the person’s birthday but just have no idea what day it is today.

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I find it difficult to look directly in the face of people who do things that don’t make sense to me. It makes my head hurt. It’s like trying to stare at the carpet in a Vegas casino that’s been purposely made with asymmetrical patterns to force you to look up at the slot machines.

Can I Have Some More, Sir?

February 20th, 2012

As I mentioned in my last post, I’ve been starting to dabble in writing and participation with other sites. There may be more to come, but here are a couple of places you could recently find me on the web.

 

Tuoi Tre News

I wrote a little expat piece while I was still living in Vietnam. It was great because it was published in Vietnamese in their print edition, as well as in English and Vietnamese on their website. It’s just a little perspective about the introduction of more fast food chains to Vietnam, specifically Saigon, which currently has fewer than any major urban area I know of. It is probably the most heavily populated country in the world without a McDonald’s or a Starbucks.

Here’s a link to that article:

http://tuoitrenews.vn/cmlink/tuoitrenews/city-diary/fast-food-fixation-1.56013

If anyone wants to read it in Vietnamese, let me know in the comments and I’ll dig up a link.

 

Indie Travel Podcast

For their podcast on travel to Brazil for Carnival, Craig and Linda Martin included an interview with me about my experiences at Carnival, which included actually getting into costume to participate in the annual Samba parade.

I once swore this photo would never be seen, but what the Hell. And honestly, I am straight.

Here’s a link to their site and some photos. I definitely recommend subscribing to their exceptional podcast while you are there.

http://indietravelpodcast.com/brazil/carnival-rio-de-janeiro/

 

And for more on Carnival, I wrote a blog post about my experiences a couple of years ago, when I was just starting this site. You can catch up on that one here:

http://freedoniapost.com/2010/02/7-things-i-learned-from-being-in-the-rio-carnival-parade/

Top Gear: Vietnam-The Freedonian Review

July 31st, 2011

Since I’m still settling in and working like a dog here, I haven’t had a chance to get out to take many photos of life here in Saigon. And believe me, there are some facets of life here that have to be seen to be believed.

Until I have photographic evidence to share, I’ll hold off on deeper exploration of the quirks of the city and jump into what I consider the most enjoyable primer on Vietnam you can find. About three years ago, the hit BBC series Top Gear came to Vietnam. The adventure that followed managed to hit almost all of the wonderful elements of this country.

For those who aren’t familiar with Top Gear (i.e. most Americans), the show is a car show but not top-gear-vietnam-specialsome drab, boring review detailing engine power and body style. They do get into those topics, but  typically do it in the context of humorous challenges, such as the time host Jeremy Clarkson tried to outrun and outmaneuver a Challenger 2 tank with a Range Rover Sport. Or the time he raced a marathon runner across London during rush hour.

Anyway, for their Vietnam special it’s no cars, but all challenge and pretty much all comedy. In this 75 minute special, they highlight all that is odd, all that is wonderful, all that is frustrating and all that is beautiful in this country.

To avoid spoiling the humor like a Hollywood movie trailer would, I’ll be purposely vague here.

Using the standard mode of conveyance in Vietnam, the trio of hosts is tasked with traveling the length of Vietnam from Ho Chi Minh City to Ha Long Bay. It’s no small feat to travel 1000 miles in 8 days, especially during rainy season.

Their journey takes them through the major icons of Vietnam – Saigon, DaLat, Nha Trang, Hoi An, Hue and Hanoi. Along the way they eat Vietnamese food, including a shot that features a still beating snake heart. Well, most of them do. The closest host Richard Hammond gets to eating Vietnamese food is a bowl of Rice Krispies.

Even better than the everyday challenges the group faces on their way up through the nation is their tendency to screw with each other along the way.

After all of their struggles, humor, relaxation and more than an occasional rainstorm they end up in Ha Long Bay in one of the most beautiful places on earth. And when I say end up IN Ha Long Bay, I mean it. Their final challenge is to get to a bar on one of the floating villages in the aquatic paradise, reminiscent of the atolls of the film WaterWorld (you’re forgiven if you don’t remember the details of that film).

Anyone who wants to visit Vietnam, or just wants to laugh, should check this special episode out. It’s a nice way to get an overview of the country’s varied landscape as well as a hint of the people, food and traditions. It’s available on DVD, iTunes, Netflix and elsewhere. If you’re looking for it, it’s Series 12, Episode 8 but a search on Top Gear Vietnam should get you there, as well.

Whatever Happened To… ?

July 24th, 2011

Wow, I can’t believe it’s been 3 months since I last posted on here. For anyone who hasn’t kept up (and really, why would you?), since my last post I spent 6 weeks in Australia, then traveled back to Los Angeles. A funny thing happened while I was there.

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My initial plan was to spend about 3 months in LA – visiting friends, writing, getting back into shape by riding my bike every day and finally, planning the next leg of my world travels.

Within a week of getting to LA, I had gotten a call totally out of the blue about taking on some part time work while I was in town. It ultimately didn’t work out, but right on the heels of that discussion I got another call.

“How would you like to work on a project in Vietnam for a while?”

While traveling, I didn’t come to any earth-shattering revelations about where my life would take me next, but one of the things I put on my “to-do list” was to work internationally on some limited term projects. Ideally, I’d live in a new country every year and really have the opportunity to absorb the culture, language and environment.

I didn’t even have time to start talking to people about that possibility before I got a call from a former co-worker. Within 2 days of our first conversation, I was signed on to work in Ho Chi Minh City, aka Saigon for anywhere between 3 months and 3 years.

So, now I’ve been here for a month and I’m loving it. I’ve gotten settled into a beautiful apartment in District 1 and the work’s been great.

Which leads me to: what’s up with the blog?

Obviously I’m not traveling the same way I once was, so things will be changing but I DO plan to kick-start the thing and get back into gear. The focus will be on Saigon and the oddities of life here. Regular features like Brain Drops will be back periodically and I’ll share more about the project that I’m working on (as much as I can without hurting the confidentiality of people or the company I’m working with).

In other words, The Freedonia Post is back in business! Because SOMEONE has to make up for News of the World getting shuttered.

Mad Max at 3/4 Scale

December 22nd, 2010

“Don’t walk home alone after midnight.”

That was the advice I got about Nha Trang from my new British friend.

One of the real changes to my personality during my travels has been the growing ability to have random conversations with people along the way. Shyness and introversion have given way to an increasing openness to interact with complete strangers.

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It’s been a nice shift, not only because I’m becoming more adept at meeting people, but I’ve also based a lot of my travel destinations on advice and recommendations from chats I’ve had in trains, buses, hotels and restaurants.

While in Hoi An, I played pool with a couple of guys who had just come from Nha Trang, which was my next destination. In between my fruitless efforts to bank striped balls into leather lined holes, they gave me the ins and outs of what to do there. They also warned me about the motorbike gangs.

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Southeast Asia is not a place with much violent crime. Generally, the less desirable element of the population will just do their best to scam you out of a few extra dollars or quietly take money from your bag when you’re not around (which happened to several people on a boat trip through Halong Bay).

Nha Trang is a pretty nice place, less so if you’re not a scuba diver. Beaches, great restaurants, waterfalls and Monkey Island. And tons of tourists. Which is why it’s also home to more blatant tourist crime than you’ll find in the rest of Vietnam.

My British advisor told me about his experience getting surrounded by a handful of people on motorbikes on a quiet street in Nha Trang. They tried to grab his money, but after he got a few good hits in, they decided he wasn’t worth the trouble and raced away.

His experience was one I found repeated by others when I did a quick search, courtesy of the Google Crime Blotter. Groups of muggers on motorbike come out at night and seek out opportunities for a quick grab ‘n go. Groups of women try the same, with their own feminist twist.

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Like Cinderella or a Mogwai’s dinner time, I ignored the warning about midnight and started a trek back to my room at about 1 in the morning. I had spent the evening at The Sailing Club, a beautiful beachfront restaurant and dance club which spills out onto the sand with seating, a second bar and a small bonfire.

About a block through the 4 block walk, I saw them from a distance. Tiny engines revved. Like a scene from a post-apocalyptic epic performed in miniature, the motorbikes serpentined down the street. The area I was passing through was dark, so I hugged the wall in an effort to stay invisible to the pint-sized Hell’s Angels.

From behind me, though, a lone motorbike headed my way. As it neared to within 15 feet, the driver parked it and aimed her feet my way.

Through the darkness, the woman’s voice said “you want me suck you?”

The offer wasn’t appealing in the first place, but since hearing the tale in Hoi An, I had done enough research to know that one of the typical games is to get close enough to play “grope the tourist” and use the distraction to lift his wallet, then race away on the motorbike.

I was a bit nervous at this point – not because of the woman heading toward me. Knowing what she was going to attempt to do, I knew I could protect the few dollars I had on me. I was more concerned about attracting the attention of the larger gang hovering nearby. While I found no reports online of any weapon use, I knew that roughing someone up a bit was not unheard of.

From what I could see, they had pulled off to get some food at a late night street vendor, about 2 blocks up.

Before the initiator of the disturbing invitation got within 10 feet of me, I yelled “Back off!” Loudly enough for her to get the message, but not with enough volume to catch the notice of the Wild Ones ahead.

I don’t think it frightened her, but she was savvy enough to know that my attitude was not one that was going to let her get close enough to snag my wallet, so she turned back to her bike as I quickly darted around the corner, not quite running but also not what you would consider walking. The new route was much better lit, more heavily trafficked by other tourists and only added a half block to my walk.

While the sound of motorbikes continued to echo around the nearby alleys, I got back to the hostel in less than 5 minutes, thanks to my accelerated pace.

It wasn’t really a scary situation, it was more annoying that this kind of crime is so commonplace in such a busy tourist town. Unlike Thailand, Vietnam doesn’t have “tourist police” so you’re pretty much on your own as a foreigner.

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Postcards from Ha Long Bay, Vietnam

December 17th, 2010

One of my favorite experiences on this trip was a 3 day journey on a ship through Ha Long Bay. For only a few dollars more than staying at a hotel, we toured the thousands of limestone islands and slept in beautiful rooms on a boat gently floating in calm waters.

The soft limestone slowly wears away at the base, giving the islands their distinctive “top-heavy” shapes.

Kayaking, swimming, beaches, cycling and karaoke made for a packed weekend of entertainment. Or, you can just lay on a cot on the top deck of the ship and read in between Vietnamese seafood meals.

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The view from atop the climb to Surprising Cave. As you may be able to guess, it’s a popular stop.

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Throughout Ha Long Bay, women row small boats loaded with soda, water, beer and snacks hawking to the passing ships. Their arm muscles could give Popeye a run for his money.IMGP3126

One of the many floating homes. Some are tied together as villages, some only in small groups of two or three. Hanging from the blue tanks are sand-filled buckets, which are used to create clam farms. Sure-footed dogs roam the bamboo web, alerting their owners of any nighttime bandits.

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Brain Drops XXII: Saigon

December 5th, 2010

While I’m traveling, lots of random thoughts pop into my head. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge me, I know I’m a bit crazy.

And a quick caveat, all the war-related sights this week seriously slowed down my output since I spent a couple of days just numb.

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With the way some of the Saigon street vendors tote around their babies as sales props, they’ve got a good shot at becoming Governor of Alaska.

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Shouldn’t “resorts” be called something more positive? It sounds like you didn’t WANT to stay there but you had to resort to it.

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Now I’m totally envious that I’m still stuck with a Standard Definition bank. Of course, to get the full value out of the bank, you also have to spend several hundred dollars for Sony’s proprietary HD-ATM card and special cables.P1000976

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I don’t care how it translates from Vietnamese, no restaurant should include “dung” in its name. And they should really stay away from “dong” while they’re at it.

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Strangest sight of the week: Elderly Vietnamese women doing aerobics in the park to the Ke$ha song Tik Tok. With swords.

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Animal parts like eyes, testicles and feet do not belong in a person’s mouth. Which is why I don’t eat Chicken McNuggets.

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Instead of dreamily looking at clouds, do kids in war-torn areas look at piles of rubble and share what they see? I just saw a collapsed building that looks like a fluffy bunny wearing a top hat.

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If George Bush went on a deep sea excursion, do you think he’d return to the harbor with a banner that says “Fishin’ Accomplished” even if they didn’t catch a damned thing?

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There’s a lot of love for Uncle Ho Chi Minh here, so I’ll save my “dirty Ho” and “skanky Ho” jokes until I leave Vietnam.

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The Cu Chi tunnels are one step away from being a really disturbing theme park. People sitting on blown up tanks while their friends say “smile” is just a bit bizarre. All it needs is a churro cart and a cartoon mascot of a tunnel rat.

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I was hoping Charo would be performing daily at the Cu Chi tunnels. If you get that joke, you watched way too much Love Boat.

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There was a Vietnamese wedding going on in a nearby hotel last night. I really wanted to pull a Wedding Crashers, but I couldn’t have blended in without some dress shoes.

Brain Drops XXI: Central Vietnam

November 28th, 2010

While I’m traveling, lots of random thoughts pop into my head. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge me, I know I’m a bit crazy.

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So many people here still revere Ho Chi Minh that I wonder if calling someone a “ho” is considered a compliment.

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While the tour guide told us about the former concubine residences at the emperor’s tomb, I kept envisioning medieval naked silk pillow fights.

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Evidently, Nha Trang holds the title of “Third Most Puka Shell Necklaces,” behind Waikiki and West Hollywood.

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The street vendor wandering around with a rack of sunglasses during the rainy season in Vietnam should really diversify with umbrellas and ponchos.

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I’ve started to answer the question “Where you from?” by saying “China.” It’s a test to see if they’re actually paying attention or just running through a pre-recorded sales spiel.

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The situation between North Korea and South Korea is getting concerning. M*A*S*H* is one show that never needs a reboot, please.

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Sorry, Bert Lahr, you’ve been de-throned. The title of the most flamboyantly gay lion goes to… this guy.

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When you can wash your hair with a Wet One, it was cut too short.

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The Vietnamese phrase “same-same but different” is also the motto for 95% of film pitches greenlit by Hollywood studios.

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The Citadel in Hue is a huge walled off complex that once held the Vietnamese palace, expensive housing, pools, social areas, music and games. Basically, the emperor was managing a 19th century Oakwood Apartment complex.

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Forget dancing like no one is watching, I have to dance like no one is pointing and laughing.

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I was planning on getting Christmas gifts for my family in Hoi An but I’m pretty sure none of my nieces or nephews need a suit.

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I found SPF90 Sunscreen in Hoi An. I am now ready for my visit to Mercury.

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Warning signs are some of my favorite bits of comedic writing on the road. From the tour boat:

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It should probably concern me more that radioactive material transportation was so prevalent they have to explicitly restrict it.

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I have to admit that when I see the street sweepers in some towns I’m not sure how they know where to draw the line on what’s trash.

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The boat tour in Hue was really inexpensive but everything you want to do along the way costs extra. Can it still be considered “nickel and diming you to death” if the Vietnamese don’t use coins?

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Brain Drops XX: Hanoi

November 21st, 2010

While I’m traveling, lots of random thoughts pop into my head. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge me, I know I’m a bit crazy.

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I’m even more convinced that my theory on why there are so many KFCs in Asia is correct after seeing a photo of Ho Chi Minh. They may as well have just named it Uncle Ho’s Commie Fried Chicken.

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Meeting other travelers on the road is easy, but romantic encounters are tough because there aren’t many single female tourists in my age range. They’re all either youngty-one or oldie-seven.

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They actually opened a Hanoi Hilton in 1999. Did they think the name recognition was a GOOD marketing tactic?

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I would stay there if the rooms were fully themed experiences like the Madonna Inn, only with historical accuracy. Although I guess inedible food, horrendous treatment and confined spaces are already well covered by the airlines.

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The “no photo” signs outside the Hanoi palace are pictorial signs using an 1890s style antique camera with the accordion sides. I found it amusing so I tried to take a photo of the “no photo” sign. The palace guard didn’t see the humor.

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I’m not sure how long the city’s had its name, but it’s appropriate because all the motorbikes and constant honking really Hanoi me.

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After 4 days in Hanoi I’ve become quite adept at crossing the street. It’s like Frogger without scoring. Or extra lives.

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The Hanoi night market is either shaped like a moebius strip, or else it really DOES go on for infinity.

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The shops in Hanoi were once taxed based on the width of the storefront, so they’re all extremely narrow but go on forever once you’re inside. It’s like a TARDIS with endless aisles of “I Red heart Hanoi” shirts inside.

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There’s a perverse sense of humor behind naming a popular Vietnamese night club Apocalypse Now. It’s also reputedly a big hooker hangout. A lot of ways to go with this one:

  • a) Upload a video of hookers descending on the club to the tune of “Ride of the Valkyries.”
  • b) Go topical with a multi-generational Sheen joke.
  • c) Marlon Brando saying “the whores… the whores…”
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