Posts Tagged ‘tunnels’

Brain Drops XXII: Saigon

December 5th, 2010

While I’m traveling, lots of random thoughts pop into my head. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge me, I know I’m a bit crazy.

And a quick caveat, all the war-related sights this week seriously slowed down my output since I spent a couple of days just numb.

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With the way some of the Saigon street vendors tote around their babies as sales props, they’ve got a good shot at becoming Governor of Alaska.

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Shouldn’t “resorts” be called something more positive? It sounds like you didn’t WANT to stay there but you had to resort to it.

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Now I’m totally envious that I’m still stuck with a Standard Definition bank. Of course, to get the full value out of the bank, you also have to spend several hundred dollars for Sony’s proprietary HD-ATM card and special cables.P1000976

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I don’t care how it translates from Vietnamese, no restaurant should include “dung” in its name. And they should really stay away from “dong” while they’re at it.

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Strangest sight of the week: Elderly Vietnamese women doing aerobics in the park to the Ke$ha song Tik Tok. With swords.

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Animal parts like eyes, testicles and feet do not belong in a person’s mouth. Which is why I don’t eat Chicken McNuggets.

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Instead of dreamily looking at clouds, do kids in war-torn areas look at piles of rubble and share what they see? I just saw a collapsed building that looks like a fluffy bunny wearing a top hat.

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If George Bush went on a deep sea excursion, do you think he’d return to the harbor with a banner that says “Fishin’ Accomplished” even if they didn’t catch a damned thing?

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There’s a lot of love for Uncle Ho Chi Minh here, so I’ll save my “dirty Ho” and “skanky Ho” jokes until I leave Vietnam.

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The Cu Chi tunnels are one step away from being a really disturbing theme park. People sitting on blown up tanks while their friends say “smile” is just a bit bizarre. All it needs is a churro cart and a cartoon mascot of a tunnel rat.

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I was hoping Charo would be performing daily at the Cu Chi tunnels. If you get that joke, you watched way too much Love Boat.

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There was a Vietnamese wedding going on in a nearby hotel last night. I really wanted to pull a Wedding Crashers, but I couldn’t have blended in without some dress shoes.

Antwerp: Tunnel Visions

July 20th, 2010

One of the real gems of the trip that I wasn’t expecting was Antwerp. After a 60 mile ride from Bruges, I rolled up to the river and saw an amazing city skyline across the water.

Antwerp - Across the Sea

Bridge? What Bridge?

I had no idea how to get to the other side of the river and my Belgian isn’t quite upto snuff, so I was a bit lost. My GPS kept telling me to go across the water but there was no road to be found.

Lots of boats on the sides of the river. Maybe you have to be ferried across – seems kind of inefficient, but who knows? So, I explored the river bank. I rode a couple miles in each direction and still couldn’t find any way across.

Finally, I decided to trust the directions I was getting from my GPS and I zeroed in exactly on the place it was telling me to go. Lo and behold, there’s a building there. Inside the building, I discovered an ancient escalator. The entire thing was made of wood – the sides, th e housing, even the slats on the steps.

Carrying a 90 pound bike on an escalator was a challenge, but I was motivated by not wanting to kill the people below me if it slid down willy-nilly.

At the base of the escalator was the tunnel to get to the main part of the city. The tunnel was long and built for pedestrian traffic, of which there were thousands taking advantage (due in part to an event the city was hosting).

Hostel Territory

I checked in at the hostel, which was not my favorite. The place was essentially a bar with owners who decided to make a few extra bucks by renting out the crappy rooms upstairs – the floor of the bar patio was covered in sand, which meant everything in the hostel was, too.

The stairs were winding, as is the case in most old buildings in Europe, but these also added an angle of inclination with each step. By the time you got to the third story, they sat at about a 30 degree angle. God help anyone who had to climb those drunk.

Finally, the hostel (which housed about 30 people) had one restroom, one stall, one shower. I’m glad I shower in the afternoon since I’m off riding in the mornings.

Wanna Watch The Boat Races?

As far as the city goes, I lucked out big time. I arrived on the final day of the Tall Boat races. While the races were over by the time I arrived, I did get to see a nautical parade of old style sailing boats and their crews – including some who were hanging from the masts 120 feet up.

The city is really beautiful and it’s a place I’d love to go back to again for a longer stay. As it was, I was pretty exhausted so after an unexpected encounter with the city’s red-light zone (more on that in two days), it was time to head for bed and rest up for the next day’s ride to Rotterdam.