While I’m traveling, lots of random thoughts pop into my head. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge me, I know I’m a bit crazy.
And a quick caveat, all the war-related sights this week seriously slowed down my output since I spent a couple of days just numb.
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With the way some of the Saigon street vendors tote around their babies as sales props, they’ve got a good shot at becoming Governor of Alaska.
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Shouldn’t “resorts” be called something more positive? It sounds like you didn’t WANT to stay there but you had to resort to it.
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Now I’m totally envious that I’m still stuck with a Standard Definition bank. Of course, to get the full value out of the bank, you also have to spend several hundred dollars for Sony’s proprietary HD-ATM card and special cables.![]()
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I don’t care how it translates from Vietnamese, no restaurant should include “dung” in its name. And they should really stay away from “dong” while they’re at it.
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Strangest sight of the week: Elderly Vietnamese women doing aerobics in the park to the Ke$ha song Tik Tok. With swords.
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Animal parts like eyes, testicles and feet do not belong in a person’s mouth. Which is why I don’t eat Chicken McNuggets.
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Instead of dreamily looking at clouds, do kids in war-torn areas look at piles of rubble and share what they see? I just saw a collapsed building that looks like a fluffy bunny wearing a top hat.
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If George Bush went on a deep sea excursion, do you think he’d return to the harbor with a banner that says “Fishin’ Accomplished” even if they didn’t catch a damned thing?
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There’s a lot of love for Uncle Ho Chi Minh here, so I’ll save my “dirty Ho” and “skanky Ho” jokes until I leave Vietnam.
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The Cu Chi tunnels are one step away from being a really disturbing theme park. People sitting on blown up tanks while their friends say “smile” is just a bit bizarre. All it needs is a churro cart and a cartoon mascot of a tunnel rat.
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I was hoping Charo would be performing daily at the Cu Chi tunnels. If you get that joke, you watched way too much Love Boat.
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There was a Vietnamese wedding going on in a nearby hotel last night. I really wanted to pull a Wedding Crashers, but I couldn’t have blended in without some dress shoes.







