I’ve been bouncing around a lot the past couple of weeks, so here are thoughts that are even more random than usual.
And, my standard disclaimer: While I’m traveling, lots of random thoughts pop into my head. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge me, I know I’m a bit crazy.
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Three whole days in Manila and I still haven’t found any organized tours that take you to the factory where they make their envelopes.
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In Manila, restaurants don’t use heat lamps. Food is kept scorching hot through a process they call “room temperature.”
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The Singapore Merlion is an ancient mythological creature dating back to a time when the “Trinket Makers Guild” decided the city needed an ancient mythological creature.
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Singapore is the only place on the planet that gets hotter after a light rain. The water hits the sidewalk, turns to steam and treats you like a stalk of broccoli.
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Which is worse: having a vague sense of fear about all the creatures in Australia that can kill you or doing research and knowing in explicit detail about all the creatures that can kill you?
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um…yeah. If he’s not a fertility doctor, fate is quite cruel.![]()
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Seeing the scrub U.S. basketball players on the Asian league teams made me wonder if there’s a job opportunity for second rate actors to play the “evil American general” in North Korean and Iranian films.
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Fashion tip for working girls: if you’ve taken the trouble to spend $2000 on fake boobs, you should really spend $10 to wax the unibrow.
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A stand in Kuala Lumpur sells belts studded with bullet casings. I tried to think of the top 3 airports I’d like to try to wear that through. Heathrow wins for providing sheer entertainment value without the whole “ending up dead” thing.
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The following things are not allowed on the ferry: cows, dogs, birds and cartoon kittens.
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It’s no wonder Malaysia has such a mixture of different religious beliefs. Zooming around blind curves in a mini-bus, you will pray to Buddha, Allah, Jesus, Vishnu – anyone who’ll listen.
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I was in a Thai restaurant listening to what I THOUGHT was traditional Thai music with traditional Thai instruments, but when I listened more closely it was actually a Thai version of Bryan Adams. At Asian airports, they scan your body temperature to make sure you’re not bringing in some new flu. Shouldn’t they have the same concern about the onslaught of Canadian music?









