Posts Tagged ‘Singapore’

Brain Drops XXV: Transit Edition

February 13th, 2011

I’ve been bouncing around a lot the past couple of weeks, so here are thoughts that are even more random than usual.

And, my standard disclaimer: While I’m traveling, lots of random thoughts pop into my head. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge me, I know I’m a bit crazy.

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Three whole days in Manila and I still haven’t found any organized tours that take you to the factory where they make their envelopes.

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In Manila, restaurants don’t use heat lamps. Food is kept scorching hot through a process they call “room temperature.”

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The Singapore Merlion is an ancient mythological creature dating back to a time when the “Trinket Makers Guild” decided the city needed an ancient mythological creature.

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Singapore is the only place on the planet that gets hotter after a light rain. The water hits the sidewalk, turns to steam and treats you like a stalk of broccoli.

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Which is worse: having a vague sense of fear about all the creatures in Australia that can kill you or doing research and knowing in explicit detail about all the creatures that can kill you?

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um…yeah. If he’s not a fertility doctor, fate is quite cruel.P1000285

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Seeing the scrub U.S. basketball players on the Asian league teams made me wonder if there’s a job opportunity for second rate actors to play the “evil American general” in North Korean and Iranian films.

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Fashion tip for working girls: if you’ve taken the trouble to spend $2000 on fake boobs, you should really spend $10 to wax the unibrow.

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A stand in Kuala Lumpur sells belts studded with bullet casings. I tried to think of the top 3 airports I’d like to try to wear that through. Heathrow wins for providing sheer entertainment value without the whole “ending up dead” thing.

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The following things are not allowed on the ferry: cows, dogs, birds and cartoon kittens.

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It’s no wonder Malaysia has such a mixture of different religious beliefs. Zooming around blind curves in a mini-bus, you will pray to Buddha, Allah, Jesus, Vishnu – anyone who’ll listen.

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I was in a Thai restaurant listening to what I THOUGHT was traditional Thai music with traditional Thai instruments, but when I listened more closely it was actually a Thai version of Bryan Adams. At Asian airports, they scan your body temperature to make sure you’re not bringing in some new flu. Shouldn’t they have the same concern about the onslaught of Canadian music?

Winding Down, Ramping Up and Moving On

June 6th, 2010
Top 3 Shows at the Universal Studios Singapore

"My" castle... Image by jo.in.pink via Flickr

Tonight, the part of Joel Ward is going to be played by someone who’s not nearly as focused. With just over 3 weeks left, my brain is totally twisted into knots so I’m afraid this post is going to be a bit of a dumping ground and a quick offload of what’s been on my mind.

Winding Down:

As I head into my last full week of work, it brought to mind some of the wonderful experiences I had at DreamWorks. It really was a wonderful company to work for and while I may be leaving, it’s not out of frustration or dissatisfaction. I’m leaving for very positive reasons – to pursue a dream of my own. » Read more: Winding Down, Ramping Up and Moving On

The World Is Too Big To Paint

February 5th, 2010

At my last job, I prayed every day that they’d lay me off and hand me a big fat severance check I could use to travel. That never happened, so my co-worker and I just spent our afternoons playing Golden Tee ’99 at a local bar. Fast forward 10 years and here I am – in a different job, but still with that dream nagging at me like your great aunt trying to get you to use a drink coaster.

These days my job involves a lot of travel, especially to Asia. I thought perhaps that would cause my travel bug to scamper back under the refrigerator, but it’s had the opposite effect. There’s far too much of the world left to see and I’m only getting little slices of it at a time in between having my soul chipped away by the corporate artisans.

After a few weeks in Singapore last year, I settled on getting out into the world for an extended journey. Not that I recommend spending a lot of time in Singapore, or as I call it, “the Asia flavored dietary substitute.” But there’s a lot more to the world than that.

How I’m doing it:

  • Twelve countries in 12 months – wherein I don’t just travel, but I LIVE in various areas around the world. I would love to extend that to 24 countries in 24 months or 36 countries in 36 months, but 12 is where I’m starting.
  • Focusing first on Europe. Ultimately, my travel list is comprised of anywhere that has a cheese named after it.
  • Get a rented room for a month in each region. Avoid the expense of hotels and take advantage of hostels only in between stops or on side trips.
  • Use that room as a base of operations, a place to keep my stuff while I ride off into the surrounding areas to explore. A place to shower and rest my head at night after a long day of visiting nearby towns.
  • Cycle around the area. With bike/train combos and a few overnight stays, I can hit a radius of about 200 miles without killing myself.

What I want:

  • A deep dive into the countries I’m visiting. Absorb the language, the culture and even the food. Believe me, I am more afraid of snails than they are of me, but I vow to eat something other than crepes.
  • Spend meaningful time in my adopted “home town” – frequenting particular cafes, shops and restaurants that I find appealing.
  • Meet new people. One of the regular features here is the “person of the week” where I will find one person each week to talk to, get to know and write up a short profile of him or her.

What I’m avoiding:

  • Going rustic. After a camping trip through Washington and some disturbing encounters with public restrooms, I realized I need a space to call my own.
  • “Seeing” things. I want to experience them. I want to be part of other cultures.
  • Sitting on the outside looking in. I want to be squirming through to be “inside-ish” looking in. Walking through town on cobblestones, shopping for groceries, saying hello to the lady with all the cats.
  • Constantly “passing through.” I plan to ride to other towns 3 or 4 days a week, leaving me with time to get to know my adopted town fairly well the rest of the week.

Will the plans change? Oh yeah, I have no doubts that no matter what kind of detailed thought I put into this, it’ll never turn out like I imagine. And that’s just how I like it – planned to the furthest extent possible, then wing it when the time comes.

More to come.

January 30th, 2010

Things I learned this week

January 24th, 2010

  • In China, they aren’t called fortune cookies. Evidently they’re called “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
  • Comparing different cuisines in Asia: the McDonald’s in Singapore is far superior to McDonald’s in Seoul
  • Chinese New Year is the time of year that Chinatown vendors put aside their cheap tourist crap and bring out their cheap New Years themed crap
  • Singapore doesn’t subscribe to the philosophy of measure twice, cut once. They skip the measuring and then hack the shit out of things until they more or less fit.
  • The Merlion is an ancient Singaporean mythological creature that dates back to a time 20 years ago when Singaporeans decided they needed some ancient mythology.