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My standard disclaimer: While I’m traveling, lots of random thoughts pop into my head. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge me, I know I’m a bit crazy.
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The people in the Philippines are very friendly, but they make me nervous. Every time I talk with them, they constantly say “uh oh.” “O o” may mean “yes” in Tagalog, but in my head all I hear is “oops!” and wonder what I did wrong.
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If genius is 99% perspiration, then Manila should be world headquarters for Mensa.
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Marketing lesson #1: On your store sign, don’t tell people that they don’t need your product.
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Forget doing a time lapse video tracking a beard’s growth while I travel, I should have done a morphing video of what I consider an acceptable room. On this trajectory, I’ll soon be able to crawl into a spider-infested tree stump and get a good night’s sleep.
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Manila is the most heavily armed place I’ve ever been. Banks and nightclubs not only have signs notifying you that you can’t bring in a firearm, they have a procedure to check it for you while you’re inside. This is what I imagine Texas must be like, except that no one would ever hand over their guns.
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Scuba diving courses are naturally graded as pass/fail. There’s no such thing as a C-minus, where you only mostly die a grisly death.
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The “Walk/Don’t Walk” signs in Asia are awesome because many of them are animated. I found my favorite in Puerto Princesa. Rather than a standard animated walk, the sign looks like it’s doing the “Running Man.”
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The people of the Philippines have apparently discovered the secret to eternal life. For 80s power ballads.
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This is a town that loves its celebrations, with fireworks happening all day every day. Every time I plug in my laptop, there’s a little shower of excitement from the outlet.
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I went all batshit over the Underground River in Sabang. Correction, the batshit went all over me when I visited the Underground River.
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I finally visited a fish spa. You put your feet in a pool of water and dozens of small fish nibble the dead skin off your feet. It made me curious about where those fish are native residents. Because I don’t want to go for a swim and then suddenly be surrounded by thousands of them chowing down all over my body.
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Okay, listen up Alanis. THIS is irony: I just walked by a run-down electronics repair shop. Inside an old man was working on repairs by candlelight.
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It took months, but I’ve finally adjusted to the hot and humid climate of Southeast Asia. I no longer sweat 24/7. Unless I move or something.
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