Posts Tagged ‘languages’

Chemistry Class in Prague

September 28th, 2010

I’ve met a lot of great people while I’ve been traveling. As I assumed, being on the road alone has helped push me to be a bit more outgoing with people. I’ve had conversations on trains and in hostels, I’ve enjoyed evenings with friends and friends of friends, I’ve had some wonderful times hanging out with connections first made in the online world and I’ve had a couple encounters that have even gotten physical.

P1020564In Prague, though, I had my first emotional attachment on this trip, albeit one that was as quick to end as it was to begin.

On the recommendation of some friends, I stopped by a club called Techtle Mechtle not far from my hotel. Unlike most of the places I had seen in Prague, this was a local hangout and not one geared to tourists, backpackers or bachelor parties. It was a breath of fresh air. I mean that figuratively, since the air was actually seeping with enough smoke to make a Whitesnake video.

The place was extremely nice, clean and well decorated with a fun, friendly staff. It was more of a lounge than a club, but had a small dance floor. Though it wasn’t packed, the tables were all taken: Russian gangstas in Adidas track suits and bottles of vodka on ice, small groups of co-workers working on post-happy hour beers, and in one case, a couple of older British men who seemed oblivious to the fact that they were partying with a group of trannies who had made their way over from the gay bar across the street.

The music was current dance pop – heavy on Katy Perry and David Guetta, which was perfect for the light-hearted mood I was in.

Fashion show segments on the video screens provided atmosphere rather than entertainment value. Regardless of what’s on, my eyes are always drawn to television so I learned an awful lot about fashion designers and their new lines.

In between checking out the latest ridiculous outfits from Betsey Johnson, my eyes were also drawn to a woman standing on the opposite side of the circular bar. She was with a group of friends, but our eyes met frequently and she seemed more interested in me than in the conversations that surrounded her.

She was beautiful. So much that every time she looked at me and smiled, I had to slyly look around to make sure it was meant for me. I also checked to ensure no one had drawn a mustache on me with a Sharpie. Over and over, my eyes were drawn to her dark brown hair, beautiful eyes and playful smile. She looked a bit like Debra Messing, except she was young, attractive and had a great figure.

Every time she looked at me and smiled, I had to slyly look around to make sure it was meant for me.

After being ousted from my seat during a visit to the men’s room, I maneuvered a bit closer to where she was standing. A few moments later, the trannies cleared out as they took the older gentlemen somewhere to maliciously tease them in private.

The now empty table was quickly snatched by the group that held the object of my obsession. As they were pulling their chairs around, one of the women in the group approached me and said “you can sit down as well, if you’d like.”

I was taken aback a bit but smiled and sat.

I quickly learned that the woman who invited me to sit was named Vanya, worked in Prague as a receptionist and was originally from Bulgaria. As we talked, looks continued to pass across the table between me and the woman whose name I now knew was Marina.

“She’s very upset,“ I was told.

“Upset? Why?”

“She wants to talk to you, but doesn’t speak any English. Only Czech and Russian.”

Sadly, I couldn’t even make use of my horrendous French. Or at least some basic Spanish or Italian.

Though we had absolutely no language commonality, Marina and I spent a couple of hours together on the dance floor and at the table. While Vanya played translator for a while, she was moving around, working her own love connections.

The club offered a wifi network so the two of us were able to enjoy some small bits of verbal interaction, courtesy of Google Translate and my iPod Touch. I probably told her that she had a beautiful horse, but it made her smile anyway. Sadly, even that communication was one-way because I didn’t have a Cyrillic keyboard in my iPod.

Her look, her smile drenched me with emotions.

Despite our inability to exchange a single verb, noun or adjective, there was an undeniable chemistry between us. Her look, her smile drenched me with emotions. And they were a bunch of the good ones, not just the sexual kind. I know it sounds ridiculous, but in all honesty, it was the strongest immediate pull I’ve had toward someone in several years.

And sadly, that’s really about the end of it. I gave Vanya a card with my email, since she’s going to be heading to Munich the same weekend I am, but I’m doubtful there will be any contact from her or Marina. Language issues aside, there’s not much opportunity to get involved with someone who doesn’t stay put for more than a week at a time.

Some quick kisses goodbye and they were gone. As she left, Marina seemed visibly depressed that we were two ships that hadn’t even had a chance to pass in the night. At best, she was docked at a port I couldn’t reach.

Sometimes following the wind can be a pain in the ass.

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Brain Drops VI : French Class Edition

August 15th, 2010

There are a lot of random thoughts that pass through my brain while I’m traveling. Each week, I’m sharing a few of them. Please don’t judge me.

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This week a little focus on the language of the land.

  • My minimal skills with the French language makes it nearly impossible to retort with “that’s what she said” to what people are saying. But no matter how hard it might be, I’m doing it anyway. TWSS.
  • I keep hoping I’ll find a street called Rue Maurice LaMarche and there’ll be a giant statue of Pinky and the Brain at the intersection.pinky_and_brain
  • If the word gratuit means free in French, why do gratuities always cost me money?
  • I figured a city named Bordeaux would be like the French equivalent of Willy Wonka’s factory, except with rivers of wine and bubbling cheese fountains.
  • In France, a cul de sac is called an “impasse.” Shouldn’t the French term for cul-de sac be cul-de sac?
  • I’m at a Mexican salsa club in Bordeaux and am totally confused as to how to communicate. Should I not be able to speak French or not be able to speak Spanish?
  • I like that used cars in France are called “ocassion.” It makes it feel like you’re celebrating something, even if it’s just buying someone’s second hand piece of shit Peugot.
  • It’s interesting that the international song for an ice cream truck is a plinky version of “Farmer in the Dell.” Wouldn’t they make about 10 times as much money if they played Justin Bieber or something?
  • It’s far easier to understand the French than the group of Irish people I’m watching football with. It’s like trying to decipher Brad Pitt’s character in Snatch.
  • In France, churros are called chi-chis. It makes them seem even more delicious, but now I want them served wrapped in a halter top.