Posts Tagged ‘Hanoi’

Top Gear: Vietnam-The Freedonian Review

July 31st, 2011

Since I’m still settling in and working like a dog here, I haven’t had a chance to get out to take many photos of life here in Saigon. And believe me, there are some facets of life here that have to be seen to be believed.

Until I have photographic evidence to share, I’ll hold off on deeper exploration of the quirks of the city and jump into what I consider the most enjoyable primer on Vietnam you can find. About three years ago, the hit BBC series Top Gear came to Vietnam. The adventure that followed managed to hit almost all of the wonderful elements of this country.

For those who aren’t familiar with Top Gear (i.e. most Americans), the show is a car show but not top-gear-vietnam-specialsome drab, boring review detailing engine power and body style. They do get into those topics, but  typically do it in the context of humorous challenges, such as the time host Jeremy Clarkson tried to outrun and outmaneuver a Challenger 2 tank with a Range Rover Sport. Or the time he raced a marathon runner across London during rush hour.

Anyway, for their Vietnam special it’s no cars, but all challenge and pretty much all comedy. In this 75 minute special, they highlight all that is odd, all that is wonderful, all that is frustrating and all that is beautiful in this country.

To avoid spoiling the humor like a Hollywood movie trailer would, I’ll be purposely vague here.

Using the standard mode of conveyance in Vietnam, the trio of hosts is tasked with traveling the length of Vietnam from Ho Chi Minh City to Ha Long Bay. It’s no small feat to travel 1000 miles in 8 days, especially during rainy season.

Their journey takes them through the major icons of Vietnam – Saigon, DaLat, Nha Trang, Hoi An, Hue and Hanoi. Along the way they eat Vietnamese food, including a shot that features a still beating snake heart. Well, most of them do. The closest host Richard Hammond gets to eating Vietnamese food is a bowl of Rice Krispies.

Even better than the everyday challenges the group faces on their way up through the nation is their tendency to screw with each other along the way.

After all of their struggles, humor, relaxation and more than an occasional rainstorm they end up in Ha Long Bay in one of the most beautiful places on earth. And when I say end up IN Ha Long Bay, I mean it. Their final challenge is to get to a bar on one of the floating villages in the aquatic paradise, reminiscent of the atolls of the film WaterWorld (you’re forgiven if you don’t remember the details of that film).

Anyone who wants to visit Vietnam, or just wants to laugh, should check this special episode out. It’s a nice way to get an overview of the country’s varied landscape as well as a hint of the people, food and traditions. It’s available on DVD, iTunes, Netflix and elsewhere. If you’re looking for it, it’s Series 12, Episode 8 but a search on Top Gear Vietnam should get you there, as well.

Postcards from Ha Long Bay, Vietnam

December 17th, 2010

One of my favorite experiences on this trip was a 3 day journey on a ship through Ha Long Bay. For only a few dollars more than staying at a hotel, we toured the thousands of limestone islands and slept in beautiful rooms on a boat gently floating in calm waters.

The soft limestone slowly wears away at the base, giving the islands their distinctive “top-heavy” shapes.

Kayaking, swimming, beaches, cycling and karaoke made for a packed weekend of entertainment. Or, you can just lay on a cot on the top deck of the ship and read in between Vietnamese seafood meals.

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The view from atop the climb to Surprising Cave. As you may be able to guess, it’s a popular stop.

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Throughout Ha Long Bay, women row small boats loaded with soda, water, beer and snacks hawking to the passing ships. Their arm muscles could give Popeye a run for his money.IMGP3126

One of the many floating homes. Some are tied together as villages, some only in small groups of two or three. Hanging from the blue tanks are sand-filled buckets, which are used to create clam farms. Sure-footed dogs roam the bamboo web, alerting their owners of any nighttime bandits.

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Brain Drops XX: Hanoi

November 21st, 2010

While I’m traveling, lots of random thoughts pop into my head. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge me, I know I’m a bit crazy.

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I’m even more convinced that my theory on why there are so many KFCs in Asia is correct after seeing a photo of Ho Chi Minh. They may as well have just named it Uncle Ho’s Commie Fried Chicken.

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Meeting other travelers on the road is easy, but romantic encounters are tough because there aren’t many single female tourists in my age range. They’re all either youngty-one or oldie-seven.

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They actually opened a Hanoi Hilton in 1999. Did they think the name recognition was a GOOD marketing tactic?

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I would stay there if the rooms were fully themed experiences like the Madonna Inn, only with historical accuracy. Although I guess inedible food, horrendous treatment and confined spaces are already well covered by the airlines.

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The “no photo” signs outside the Hanoi palace are pictorial signs using an 1890s style antique camera with the accordion sides. I found it amusing so I tried to take a photo of the “no photo” sign. The palace guard didn’t see the humor.

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I’m not sure how long the city’s had its name, but it’s appropriate because all the motorbikes and constant honking really Hanoi me.

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After 4 days in Hanoi I’ve become quite adept at crossing the street. It’s like Frogger without scoring. Or extra lives.

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The Hanoi night market is either shaped like a moebius strip, or else it really DOES go on for infinity.

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The shops in Hanoi were once taxed based on the width of the storefront, so they’re all extremely narrow but go on forever once you’re inside. It’s like a TARDIS with endless aisles of “I Red heart Hanoi” shirts inside.

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There’s a perverse sense of humor behind naming a popular Vietnamese night club Apocalypse Now. It’s also reputedly a big hooker hangout. A lot of ways to go with this one:

  • a) Upload a video of hookers descending on the club to the tune of “Ride of the Valkyries.”
  • b) Go topical with a multi-generational Sheen joke.
  • c) Marlon Brando saying “the whores… the whores…”
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