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Antwerp: Tunnel Visions

July 20th, 2010

One of the real gems of the trip that I wasn’t expecting was Antwerp. After a 60 mile ride from Bruges, I rolled up to the river and saw an amazing city skyline across the water.

Antwerp - Across the Sea

Bridge? What Bridge?

I had no idea how to get to the other side of the river and my Belgian isn’t quite upto snuff, so I was a bit lost. My GPS kept telling me to go across the water but there was no road to be found.

Lots of boats on the sides of the river. Maybe you have to be ferried across – seems kind of inefficient, but who knows? So, I explored the river bank. I rode a couple miles in each direction and still couldn’t find any way across.

Finally, I decided to trust the directions I was getting from my GPS and I zeroed in exactly on the place it was telling me to go. Lo and behold, there’s a building there. Inside the building, I discovered an ancient escalator. The entire thing was made of wood – the sides, th e housing, even the slats on the steps.

Carrying a 90 pound bike on an escalator was a challenge, but I was motivated by not wanting to kill the people below me if it slid down willy-nilly.

At the base of the escalator was the tunnel to get to the main part of the city. The tunnel was long and built for pedestrian traffic, of which there were thousands taking advantage (due in part to an event the city was hosting).

Hostel Territory

I checked in at the hostel, which was not my favorite. The place was essentially a bar with owners who decided to make a few extra bucks by renting out the crappy rooms upstairs – the floor of the bar patio was covered in sand, which meant everything in the hostel was, too.

The stairs were winding, as is the case in most old buildings in Europe, but these also added an angle of inclination with each step. By the time you got to the third story, they sat at about a 30 degree angle. God help anyone who had to climb those drunk.

Finally, the hostel (which housed about 30 people) had one restroom, one stall, one shower. I’m glad I shower in the afternoon since I’m off riding in the mornings.

Wanna Watch The Boat Races?

As far as the city goes, I lucked out big time. I arrived on the final day of the Tall Boat races. While the races were over by the time I arrived, I did get to see a nautical parade of old style sailing boats and their crews – including some who were hanging from the masts 120 feet up.

The city is really beautiful and it’s a place I’d love to go back to again for a longer stay. As it was, I was pretty exhausted so after an unexpected encounter with the city’s red-light zone (more on that in two days), it was time to head for bed and rest up for the next day’s ride to Rotterdam.

Brain Drops – Belgian Edition

July 18th, 2010

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Also includes surrounding territories…

Isn’t it strange that the direct translation of the number 80 in French is 4-20? Is there a hidden meaning there? Does FRANCE want to be the home of pot smoking in Europe?

France is full of warning signs about Mort. Really, how dangerous is some 70 year old Jewish guy?

France’s economic structure is partially built on inefficiency. Having 7 waiters to serve 10 tables wouldn’t fly in the US, but here it keeps people employed.

All the chocolate shops in Bruges sell beautifully crafted “special occasion” chocolates. Where the hell is the “shove as much in your mouth as you can” chocolate shop?

If I were ever in a wheelchair, I’d want one made out of a BMW motorcycle.

Lots of American tourists in Bruges. I guess Colin Farell movies still sell tourist attractions, if not theater tickets.

It’s odd to me that babies cry the same way wherever you go. I always expect them to wail with some sort of accent in other countries.

Just saw a heavy, old Belgian housewife in curlers running down the driveway yelling and shaking a dish towel at her husband, who was driving away. I love when movie cliches come to life!

Had a thought while singing the Gilligan’s Island theme song in my head (don’t ask) – the line that says “no boats, no lights, no motorcars – as primitive as can be?” WTF is a motorcar? The show aired in the late 60s, but evidently the theme song was written in 1912.

Canal in Bruges

Saw a porcelain cat while I was riding today. Fake animals are usually pretty disturbing in the first place and this was a statue of a hairless cat which enhanced the creep factor tenfold. It gave me that vague feeling of unease I get when I see the silly putty version of Tom Hanks in Polar Express.

A Rotterdam dance club advertises an after hours club every Saturday & Sunday morning from 5am – noon. Note to self. Stay away from the coffee here. And pretty much anything else consumable.

I’m starting to get the hang of the Dutch language. It’s kinda like English but you string an entire phrase together into one word. Like “wuldjulikunbier?”

Just saw a wandering rose salesman going bar to bar in Rotterdam’s red light zone. I think I love the new phrase I just came up with – “that’s like taking roses to a whorehouse.” I’m totally going to start using that.

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