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Brain Drops XIV: Munich Oktoberfest Edition

October 10th, 2010

While I’m traveling, I have a lot of random thoughts. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge.

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First off, let’s get another statue pic out of the way. File this under “things I didn’t need to see.” A nice statue of a lion, right? IMGP2298

Well, unlike your average action figure, the sculptor wanted to make sure these lions were anatomically correct. IMGP2293

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On one hand, Oktoberfest is my own personal hell. 600,000 people drunk and pushing through a crowded fairground. Dodging broken glass, lit cigarettes, trash and puke puddles scattered all over the ground.

On the other hand, corsets and cleavage.

Totally worth it.

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I just can’t look at this without “Hakuna Matata” running through my head. It’s damned near as much of an earworm as “It’s a Small World After All.” Damn you, Elton John! Why couldn’t you have retired after Rocket Man?IMGP2260

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A group of young revelers is passing around a portable breathalyzer at Oktoberfest in heated competition. Only here could blowing into one of those be considered a “sport.”

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Finally! An answer to the question “What Would Jesus Do?” Evidently, the answer is “open up a chain of jewelry stores in Munich.”IMGP2259

Either that, or it’s named after what everyone says once they see the price tags.

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A cocktail bar in Munich sells a drink called a “Shrek.” I had to order one. It’s only fair since Shrek paid for a lot of this trip.

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Yes, the Oktoberfest pretzels really ARE as big as your head. Not bigger than my stomach, however.P1020750

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I shared some American culture with my Oktoberfest tablemates. Each person said how they toast in their native country. After hearing “Cheers,” “l’Chaim,” and “Prost,” I said “In the US we toast by saying ‘Drink motherfucker drink!’” That was our toast the rest of the afternoon.IMGP2246[4]

One Night In Paris

August 11th, 2010

I’m kind of hoping that titling this post after the Paris Hilton sex tape will increase the page clicks and get my traffic up. If you’re here to see that, please see the end of the post.

There are a lot of ways to spend a night in Paris. Some of my favorites were Cinemas Au Plein Air – outdoor movies at Parc du Villettes, where I watched A Clockwork Orange and Badlands. Of course, long evenings at a café over wonderful conversation and wine are a time-honored tradition. There are also dance clubs, of course, if you’re interested in waiting until midnight for them to open their doors (and are willing to dance until 5am).

But I have to say that the best night I had in Paris was spent at church. I know, that’s kind of an unusual thing for an atheist to say but this was no ordinary church.

Sacre Coeur has the distinction of being one of Paris’s most beautiful icons, while simultaneously offering some of the best views of the city AND night time entertainment when the occasion is right.

A quick walk up after dinner in Montmartre, sitting on the steps, listening to music, people watching and drinking beer with good company. It really doesn’t get better than this.

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Sacre Coeur as it looks during the day, shot from the Pompidou.

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Sitting on the steps of Sacre Coeur, you can see the city while drinking ice cold beer at a bargain price of 2 Euros a bottle. The first bottles we bought were actually so cold, they were partially frozen. Heineken is the beer of choice for all the illegal vendors wandering the hillside toting around coolers. Until les gendarmes show up and they all scamper away, disappearing into the folds of the terrain.

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Youri – a well known street musician, who frequently is found playing at Sacre Coeur amongst other places (including YouTube here). The crowd loved the cover songs, but his original tunes were actually wonderful. He talked about working on putting out a CD and I would actually consider picking it up, if he does.

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One of the best views of the city available, dusk from the steps – my photography cannot do the sight justice. As the sun goes down, the City of Lights shows how it got its nickname.

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Around midnight, the music and the crowds begin to subside as everyone heads to the last Metro.

And for those of you looking for sex tapes, thanks for staying around this long. Might I refer you to this site.

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Da Bulls and Da Beers

March 12th, 2010

Imagine my surprise when I found that Pamplona was not filled with City Slicker style midlife crisis types and crazy people. It was MTV’s Spring Break in Spanish. Immediately upon our 6am train arrival we saw drunk 20-somethings in parks throughout town, passed out and scattered with the trash.

The running of the bulls was fascinating, though somewhat less than the Hollywood version of it. Only 6 wild bulls make the run, along with a few more trained to guide them on their way. After seeing it, I regretted not having the cojones to have done  it myself.

In the arena after the running

Once the run is complete the stands fill with people tempting fate further

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