While I’m traveling, I have a lot of random thoughts. Each week I like to share a few of them. Please don’t judge.
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First off, let’s get another statue pic out of the way. File this under “things I didn’t need to see.” A nice statue of a lion, right? ![]()
Well, unlike your average action figure, the sculptor wanted to make sure these lions were anatomically correct. ![]()
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On one hand, Oktoberfest is my own personal hell. 600,000 people drunk and pushing through a crowded fairground. Dodging broken glass, lit cigarettes, trash and puke puddles scattered all over the ground.
On the other hand, corsets and cleavage.
Totally worth it.
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I just can’t look at this without “Hakuna Matata” running through my head. It’s damned near as much of an earworm as “It’s a Small World After All.” Damn you, Elton John! Why couldn’t you have retired after Rocket Man?![]()
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A group of young revelers is passing around a portable breathalyzer at Oktoberfest in heated competition. Only here could blowing into one of those be considered a “sport.”
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Finally! An answer to the question “What Would Jesus Do?” Evidently, the answer is “open up a chain of jewelry stores in Munich.”![]()
Either that, or it’s named after what everyone says once they see the price tags.
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A cocktail bar in Munich sells a drink called a “Shrek.” I had to order one. It’s only fair since Shrek paid for a lot of this trip.
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Yes, the Oktoberfest pretzels really ARE as big as your head. Not bigger than my stomach, however.![]()
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I shared some American culture with my Oktoberfest tablemates. Each person said how they toast in their native country. After hearing “Cheers,” “l’Chaim,” and “Prost,” I said “In the US we toast by saying ‘Drink motherfucker drink!’” That was our toast the rest of the afternoon.![]()







