Things I learned this week

January 24th, 2010 by Joel Leave a reply »

  • In China, they aren’t called fortune cookies. Evidently they’re called “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
  • Comparing different cuisines in Asia: the McDonald’s in Singapore is far superior to McDonald’s in Seoul
  • Chinese New Year is the time of year that Chinatown vendors put aside their cheap tourist crap and bring out their cheap New Years themed crap
  • Singapore doesn’t subscribe to the philosophy of measure twice, cut once. They skip the measuring and then hack the shit out of things until they more or less fit.
  • The Merlion is an ancient Singaporean mythological creature that dates back to a time 20 years ago when Singaporeans decided they needed some ancient mythology.

3 comments

  1. Alex says:

    Just testing the comments function…

  2. Bill Meadows says:

    when my people rise up you will be the first to go….

    in bed.

  3. W says:

    Nobody in China has a fortune cookie after a meal. It’s an American thing, not a Chinese thing. I have a hard time explaining this to both American and Chinese friends.

    And yeah, the McDonald’s in Singapore rocks!

    Cheers,
    An ardent Singapore McDonald’s fan
    .-= W´s last blog ..In the Midst of Corporate Slavery =-.

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